When I interviewed for my new job*, I was told that everyone in that particular group had at least one of three things:
- Italian citizenship,
- an old, giant American SUV, or
- a terrible chain-smoking habit.
Apparantely there's one guy with all three.
So which is it, folks? 1978 Dodge Ramcharger or a prolonged trip to Rome?
* What the hell? How did the flowchart engineers systems analysts get above me?

At least go with a Jeep Scout so you can actually use it for something useful... or does that not count as "giant?"
I guarantee this statement is not going to earn you any flak from someone who knows what an International Scout is.