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When I interviewed for my new job*, I was told that everyone in that particular group had at least one of three things:

  • Italian citizenship,
  • an old, giant American SUV, or
  • a terrible chain-smoking habit.

Apparantely there's one guy with all three.

So which is it, folks? 1978 Dodge Ramcharger or a prolonged trip to Rome?

* What the hell? How did the flowchart engineers systems analysts get above me?

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At least go with a Jeep Scout so you can actually use it for something useful... or does that not count as "giant?"

I guarantee this statement is not going to earn you any flak from someone who knows what an International Scout is.

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