Half & Half ... and maybe just one more half, for the road

I bought some Half & Half the other day. For coffee.

The thing that I noticed was that the little cap thing got in the way of the ink delivery system, and part of the expiration date got printed on it.

I can only think of three ways this would work:

• A flexible print head, which is so laughable I'm having a hard time not laughing,
  
• an ink gun, or
  
• a laser-printer like device where a toner is fused to the carton with a Pink Floyd-style laser beams¹.
  

I find the ink gun to be the coolest of the three, because the insidious applications for such a technology are almost limitless. Now you too can quickly and covertly brand anything you wish with the new Spy Tech Ink Gun²!

¹Pink Floyd laser shows invariably use lasers that emit energy in the visible spectrum. Laser printers, on the other hand, use lasers that emit energy in the term paper spectrum.
²Spy Tech Ink Gun has a useful range of 3cm and must be used with attached Half & Half cartoning facility.