Aleph is in a rowdy mood today.
First, he unrolled half of a roll of toilet paper.
Then, he spilled dirt all over Ken's desk.
What a little butt.
I gave him a stern talking to (rerolling paper towel tubes isn't the kind of thing I'd like to be doing often in the future, partly because of my amazing rerolling skillz) ... what was I saying? Oh, right. Stern talking to, and a quick spray from the bottle. I hesitate to use the bottle on him when he hasn't committed a A) safety-related, or B) repeated infraction ... but really. Toilet paper.
I put him on kitty-cat probation for a few minutes, but caved in, so now everything is essentially back to normal.
Except that taking a poop will be a bit more humorous for the next week or so.

not to mention how much cat hair/dirt you'll find in your butt the next couple of weeks =o)