Won't you get down, on your shanananananakneesnanaknees shut up.
Well, here's my housing. It's small but well-equipped, like a midget in porno.
Aleph hasn't really eaten anything yet (good) and it looks like the blinds are all metal (also good). However, there's no obvious place to hide the toilet paper (bad) and he's already gotten into the paper towels (bad).
The thing that surprises me most about this place are the closets. They're gigantic. Huge. The one off the bedroom is probably ten feet on each side, and there's another closet off the living room that stretches nearly the entire length of the wall—probably another ten feet. Impressive.
To close, here's a picture of Aleph sitting on Seattle.

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