This is dumb. I admit. But, I'm really tired and don't want to write about anything that requires brainpower.
But, I want to talk about elevators. Again.
I noticed today that if you walk into an elevator, push the floor button, watch the doors close, and then ...
nothing happens. It's the weirdest feeling in the entire world.
And then you notice that you didn't push the button all the way. But the point is, it's very, very odd.

It is weird. It happened to me on Sunday. I pushed the button again. It still did nothing. I then noticed the button had a keyhole next to it and it was switched to "off". I wasn't allowed to travel to floor 4 in that elevator. I then noticed all of the floors had keyholes in the "off" position. I then thought, "oh shit, maybe I can't get out of the elevator." Then "Oh, I can be easily rescued, I have a 2-way radio and there are others on the same channel near by." The "Open Door" button worked fine and I took the escalators instead.