The newspaper article clippet at right is something I scanned from one of the local papers here in Kirkland—but since I didn't scan the whole article (it's quite long), here's the short version:
A playground was torched a while back (nobody was hurt) and local investigators figured out who was responsible by trolling MySpace. The alleged offenders discussed their deeds on their website, and the conversation was reprinted in the paper. That's what's in the image here.
The really damned funny part is that the paper edited out all the profanity and replaced each word with its benign counterparts. Do seriously read the transcript there—it's pants-peeing hilarious!

That is mother (effing) cool. I wish there was (poop) like that in our papers.
I'm disturbed that 15 and 16 year olds are apparently having anal sex. I guess I'm naive.
So I'm a little confused by your comment—where exactly is the reference that these 15- and 16-year-olds are having anal sex?