To the jackass at 505-316-0256:

Quit texting me.

For the rest of you, here are two of the text messages I got today. Golly, do I ever love New Mexicans.

Call when u leaving bitch üROYBALü üSALAZARü 4 EVER

And, the second.

Call me baby üROYBALü üSALAZARü 4 EVER

I wonder if this doofus has that whole Roybal/Salazar thing on speed-dial or something. And yes, the us with umlauts are exactly how I received them. ÖÖÖÖ.