Spam in the laptop? Close.

Last night I posted about all the assfaced spam being posted to my journal¹. The picture I posted was of spam oozing out of a ThinkPad's optical drive...which was funny.

What was funnier (or not) was that when I got to work today, I found that my laptop bag smelled an awful lot like peaches. Poking around in the compartments revealed a peach which has been stuck in there for...well, since at least Friday. Hooray.

So now I've got a new laptop bag. And I'm really sick of peaches.

¹ Note that while the spam hasn't stopped, I have turned off automatic publication, so it takes far less work to delete posts. Now it's a simple database delete, whereas before it was a delete and all the affected pages had to be rebuilt—which took forever.