Why buy one nice car when you can buy two crappy ones?

There are three things I particularly love about this ad.

1. The language is terse and compact. Probably so it's easy to read. You know, for idiots.
   
2. The women in the red outfit looks like she's either experiencing the wrath of some deity, or has just seen a 2,800 pound cockroach.
   
3. And its 128hp engine goes from 0 to 60 in 15.3 seconds.
   

Ignoring, for just a second, the egregious technical errors in the ad copy, why in God's name would you ever mention that it takes 15.3 seconds to get to 60mph?