Now that it's gotten awfully cold, the cabana sandals I usually wear around the office aren't nearly as useful as they usually are. My toes are often really cold, and open toes aren't quite the solution.
But I've found out that it's nearly impossible to find bunny slippers locally. I've been in a handful of shoe stores (usually just shoe sections of larger department stores) and I have yet to find bunny slippers in anything smaller larger1 than a men's 5.
I ran across these at Amazon, but they're "one size fits all," which I can't imagine means they'll fit me.
Too bad. They look quite warm.
1 Shoe sizes are all inverse in Bizarro Post Land!
Do you mean bunny slippers in anything larger than a men's 5?
Why, err, yes. Larger, smaller—at least I was on the right axis.
You can get ones with teeth in your size...
or ones with pointy teeth!
I want to be clear when I say this:
The Monthy Python bunny slippers are the best things. Ever.
...too bad they're $35.