Ignore the crappy cameraphone picture of the flyer left in my office kitchen, and instead refer yourself to I-DESIRE.org, some sort of weird motivational support group thing from India.
It seems like these guys are trying to accomplish the right thing, but I can't help but giggle a little when I read their tagline:
When you INSPIRE to acquire what you DESIRE, you shouldn't retire, but REFIRE!
Their empire has backfired to satire, but don't go haywire—acquire some hellfire!
...and may a choir of umpire vampires retire in a quagmire of wildfires.
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