I'm sure that, at some point, most kids' mothers tell them both of the following:
- Always save for a rainy day, and
- don't do drugs.
So I suppose I can't fault this young lady for following the first bit of advice, even if she didn't really follow the second.
P.S. Maybe "don't be stupid" should be on that list of advice, too.

It may have happened in WA, but I am willing to bet she is an Indiana native.
Surely a relative of Alabama Man.
You may actually be suprised as to how often I still reference Alabama Man. Good times.
Hah. As long as Alabama Man is still proud to be an American, all is good.