Among the many dandelion divots I've left across my front lawn is this bigass hole I found earlier today.
I have no idea how it got there. Some sort of burrowing animal is probably at fault. Bees were flying into and out of it when I was standing there, though. Maybe I should ... you know, close it up.
P.S. 100% word use fail. Fixed.
Your grass looks like a hybrid of sorts. Looks like a cross of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing thing about your grass is you can play 36 holes of golf on it in the afternoon and take some home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt and back that night.
Remember what?
Oh no! it's Tremors!
Tremors looked an awful lot like it was filmed in west Texas.
My photo can't be Tremors since there's clearly some sign of vegetation on the ground.
you need to get the Rodenator.
http://www.rodenator.com/videos.htm
....Maybe it was the underwear gnomes.
Ah dammit, know I have jalapeno in my eye.
I fail to follow the prior series of statements but it's hilarious.
--D
Something about getting 500'd
In dutch we call them the Ondergoed Kabouterjes. So Phil (as my mom would say)... 1. verzetje met uw muh-puh-hujes, 2. ..., 3. profiteren!
Bork bork bork