Top three reasons why I might not:
- The Large Hadron Collider was turned on, created an uncontrollable black hole, and swallowed the earth
- Trampled by elephants
- Elvis reincarnates in my bedroom and gibs me because I was sleeping in his respawn point
Update: Kyle recommends a site for receiving up-to-the-minute status on the hadron collider. hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com

dude. The serious black hole experiments aren't for another two weeks, so you still got time to say "goodbye".
Easy to say for someone who has nothing to worry about. Microscopic Swiss blacks holes don't mean so much when you're standing in the center of a real one.
By the way, how's silicon valley?
--D
No SV for me this week, I'm in San Diego. Well, I was in San Diego (now in Korea waiting for my bus to Tokyo). There was sun outside, good weather and stuff like that, but mostly I was sitting in a dark room (but not black hole dark).
Once again it is September 11th and I'm on a plane. I think this is the 4th year in a row that I've been flying on Sept 11th. I don't think that means anything. Actually, that gets me thinking. If the earth got swallowed into a black hole when I was flying across the pacific, where would we have landed? The people on my plane would have been F'ed.
Those of us who sit in cubicals in Indiana are crossing our fingers for the black hole.
It appears "NUDE DRUNK GIRLS on Book It!: bdlvks jsxfcu gtbex NUDE DRUNK " is a pretty popular comment on your blog.
And this, Justin, is exactly why I post so often about spam. I get about one of those an hour (sometimes many more). Practically all are caught by my custom filters or MT's filters. Every once in a while something slips through.
--D