From the advertisement:
Does your teen exhibit irrational mood swings, have a sudden lack of interest in school, get unexplained phone calls, or hang out with questionable friends?
I did not immediately realize that this wasn't meant as a joke. Those things are all ... what teens do. All of them.
Courtesy last week's local ad mailer.
The gem is the rubber gloves. I know when I check my kid's 360 controller, I don't want false positives for crank, coke or special-k coming from my hands.
Also be sure your car is idling when you wave the wand over the steering wheel.
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If they weren't so expensive the novelty would almost make ordering them worth it.
Also I doubt you'ld get pregnancy test type instant results, probably have to send them off to a lab.
We've switched little Johnny's maui wowie with some Folger's crystals. Let's see if NWDetection can tell the difference!
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